International best-seller Martin Page returns with a novel about a young producer who can save bad scripts and good women from doom, but somehow can't get a grip on himself, if his life depended on it, which it becomes clear, it does. It gets so bad that he has to consult with the private eye his estranged girlfriend has hired to spy on ... himself. He learns in the process that you can no more protect your self from life than you can protect your life from love.

In a hilarious and poignant novel about the terrible responsibility of producing one’s own life, Page portrays a hopelessly ethereal film-world character, whose feet are about to touch ground for the first time.